What has life come to?

Before:
Hunger pangs: trip to the nearest dhaba, one kadak chai, followed by a bread pokara (deep fried in oil)
Now:
Hunger pangs: trip to the fridge, one clean, healthy apple, followed by peeling and eating!

Before:
Boredom: trip to the nearest shop, salted, masala peanuts, followed by a masala butter milk and may be a deep fried puff!
Now:
Boredom: trip to the laptop, may be some music or books!

Before:
Lunch: lots of rice, with fish/mutton, dal, dahi or plain biriyani with chicken curry and raita.
Now:
Lunch/dinner: bland rice and dal with boiled veggies.


Before:
Evening snack: salted, masala peanuts or vadas or bhajis with kadak chai or coffee
Now:
Evening snack: Horlicks, period!

Comments

Sudhanthira said…
ha ha ha!!!

Before:
Chris: Akka, don't eat such stuff.
Hannah: U get lost idiot. What the hell is your problem? Stop talking to me like this. Do not infringe into my space. This is my bo0dy. I know what and how much to eat.

Now:
Chris: Akka, don't eat such stuff.
Hannah: I hate u! (Sniff, Sniff)I hate u!
Happy heart said…
podi! next time u write such a comment, i will block you or put in comment moderation!
Robin said…
Maybe, it is better NOW. But, don't stop from trip to the nearest dhaba, one kadak chai, followed by a bread pokara (deep fried in oil)OR trip to the nearest shop, salted, masala peanuts, followed by a masala butter milk and may be a deep fried puff! OR lots of rice, with fish/mutton, dal, dahi or plain biriyani with chicken curry and raitaOR salted, masala peanuts or vadas or bhajis with kadak chai or coffee.

It should be a mix. More of NOW and less of BEFORE.

What do you think, happy heart?
Happy heart said…
What do I say! I can't have any of the before...am down with typhoid yaar!
Robin said…
Oh!

Have you taken medicines?

1. Avoid spicy food.
2. Boil water and drink lots of water.
3. Avoid raw fruits that cannot be peeled.

My good wishes
Robin
Robin said…
Get rid of typhoid and then say thanks, thanks.

~Robin
Heyy.. diet mat karo.. dekha kya hua? Typhoid!
diimaan said…
are you on diet? :P
Anonymous said…
A very depressing post since I do nothing of this sort!

-Moushumi
Nithya said…
aiooooo. so sad ma!

Popular Posts